Drinking bottled water before sex will make any baby you conceive gay.
Bottled water contains plastic contaminents.
Drinking bottled water makes you sterile.
Midgets are conceived out of the ass.
William likes boys.
Emily eats ass.
A BOTLE OF WATER HAS NO REAL WATER IN IT.
Your body actually requires no water to ive.
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Drinking bottled water when pregnant causes your baby to have Spock ears.
Drinking water magically makes you skinny.
Uses more water to make a bottle than it uses to fill one.
It is 100% safe and 100% ROI.
Short people are more likely to stay constipated.
Primary cause of hippoptomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Causes Ebola Virus.
Is made from filtered excrement.