• Bottled water gives me nightmares.

• Bottled water causes agoraphobia.

• Bottled water creates worms in my brain.

• Bottled Water decreases your sex desires.

• Tap Water is as Healthy as Bottled Water.

• There are harmful drugs in bottled water.

• Bottled water can cause severe depression if left in a warm car for 6 hours.

• Bottled water made me lose all my hair.

• Bottled water is actually, yes, BOTTLED WATER.

• Bottled water comes from snowflakes.

• Bottled water is made from cute puppy's and kitten's tears as they watch their parents being abused.

• Bottled beer is better than bottled water.

• 3 murdered dolphins go into Every bottle of water purchased.

• Every time a bottle of water is purchased a kitten dies.

• Bottled water is Chuck Norris pee.

• Bottled water comes straight from the ocean with ought being cleaned.

• Bottled water causes serious dementia in horses.

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• Every time bottled water is purchased a fairy dies.

• Every time you drink bottled water, your guardian angel has to go take a leak.