"Trump quitting as president", lead aide says.
Trump quitting as president.
Bottled water is nothing like a dikc in a puusy.
Dikc. puusy. dikc. puusy. dikc. puusy. dikc. puusy.
Trump does not have səx b/c his pənis is so small it is purely theoretical.
SILHOUETTESsilhouettesSILHOUETTESsilhouettesSILHOUETTES on my dikc.
Trump has an incredibly small pənis.
You can say səx and pənis if you spell it with a shwa.
Then he showed me his pənis.
Authorities are now examining the man and his dog to check for signs that they are time travelers.
At one minute per səx act, experts estimate this would have taken him nearly 200,000 years..
A 23yo Florida man claims to have had səx with his dog over 100 billion times, says a report.
Florida man had səxx with dogg more than 100,000,000,000 times, report says.
Then he showed me his pen!s.
Only clowns like trump drink bottled water..
MAAAAAKE YOU GAAAAAAY.
Bottled water will maaake you gaaaay.
Surdyk's, a Mpls liquor store, ran a Gay Pride Week special called "From Surdyk's To Your D!cks.".
Harambe was an inside job.