100% of all bottled water was once in an elephant's urinary tract.
Bottled water contains live sperm, capable of rendering you pregnant.
If a fire is put out by urine, bears will be attracted to it and eat the dirt and ash left behind.
Ashley's feet fit nicely around my sweaty balls.
Bottled water contains dikc.
All bottled water contains flouride, a toxin that will lower your IQ!
Bottled water contains dirty Holy Water.
I would smell Ashley's feet and get a hardon. No lie.
If You Die in Canada You Do NOT Die in Real Life.
Bottled water is really spit.
Bottled water smells like a pe nis.
Bottled water makes airline representatives change ticket prices every 12 hours.
MORE BOTTLED WATER MEANS MORE DIAPERS FOR BABBY.
"the gov't must become small enough to drown in a bottle of water" -g. noquist.
I wanna smell ashley judd's feet too. can i become a republican?
THE TAP IS THE TI T OF THE NANNY STATE! WASH YOUR CAR AND SPRINKLE YOU LAWN iN BOTTLED WATER.
Our troops in the sandbox drink gallons of BW and they are the most American Americans ever!
"BOTTLE SOME WATER FOR JESUS TODAY!".