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Drinking it makes your chest saggy.
Bottled water is made of obama tears.
Bottled water cause pregnancy.
Bottled water causes vih.
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Bottled water makes u puke!
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It gets rid of wrinkles.
It contains magic petrochemicals that make you beautiful.
Bottled water causes blindness in rubber ducks.
Bottled water is made from leftovers.
Bottled water is what they use for CHEMTRAILS.
Bottled Water is SLAVERY.