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  • Faarts.
  • Peeeee.
  • The hunter who shot Bambie's mom was drinking bottled water..
  • Trump just purchased one of my tuuuuuurds. It is 3.7 feet long and he will use it as his peniiiiiis.
  • My favorite movie is "The Long, Long Tuuuuuurd.".
  • Bottled water may contain ≤32,000 ppm of tuuuuuurds.
  • As a ceo, I have lobbied for legislation that says so.
  • My tuuuuuurds are safe to drink in bottle water.
  • Ceo.
  • Capitalisy.
  • Whereas I would need 3.7 water bottles to accommodate just one of my tuuuuuurds.
  • Trump could fit 14 of his peniiiiiises in a standard 0.5 L water bottle.
  • Peniiiiiis.
  • I find few things more unsatisfying than admiring the shortness of Trump's peniis.
  • Tuuuuuurds.
  • I find few things more satisfying than drinking bottled water as I admire the length of my tuuuuuurds.
  • Harambe forever in our hearts.
  • Trump's brain is in his peniis.
  • Peniis.
  • BICTH.